Mermaids
For example: one of the carnival rides is called "Arctic Freeze" and is decorated with murals of polar bears. But between the polar bears are the giant heads of Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls. They're just hanging out in the background of this ride, with the polar bears.
And then there's the Cyclone, a septuagenarian of a roller coaster whose matchstick support system threatens to splinter any moment. It is a terrifying ride not because it is a particularly fierce roller coaster, as those things go, but because you can actually hear it creak. It is visually and audibly terrifying.
Coney Island is a place filled with New York history, which makes me love it that much more. The same place where the young working class at the turn of the last century first went to dance halls and wore swimsuits in the company of the opposite sex is where the average New Yorker hangs out now, crowding the beach until it's packed as solidly as my sock drawer. It's comforting, really.
In addition to the regular craziness of Coney Island, today was the Mermaid Parade. Now this is something they weren't doing in 1903, when co-ed dancing was risque. It's a huge celebration of, well, the wacky. People dress up as mermaids, fish, sailors---whatever, really. They dress up their dogs, their children, and their friends until the boardwalk is a sea of sequins.



It's insane.
Now I'm home, wasting Saturday night because I have to go in to work tomorrow morning. I'm wearing the loosest tank top I could find because the line right above the shirt I wore today is sunburned (twenty and I still can't put on sunscreen properly). I've got about fifty new freckles and a pound of cherries and a Harry Potter book to reread tonight. Summer, as Martha might say, is a good thing.


