Recommended Reading

I was reading this in the science library tonight (on a break from writing a paper, okay?), and I tried VERY hard to stifle my giggles, but we all know that's not healthy and plus I started getting dirty looks from my more studious neighbors. Here's a sample:

"Are you HIGH? We know K-Fed certainly is, but YOU? You'd have to be high to consider Britney & Kevin: Chaotic "oddly charming." That was the largest piece of marijuana-induced sex-high-produced piece of shite ever to grace our TV screens. The only thing that was "oddly charming" about the entire escapade was the never-ending stash of hilarious reactions from Britney's bodyguards who pretty much thought K-Fed was the biggest dump of oportunistic dog crap to ever lodge itself beneath one of Britney's platform heels. "

Seriously, folks. Have you clicked the link yet? Here's one more chance. Now go on, get out of here.