maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. -arthur miller


Last Lab

You haven't really hated your life until you've spent four hours sitting across a lab bench from a girl trying to flirt with a guy named Alfonso. Seriously. If I have to hear "Oh, Alfonso, will you check my calculations? " or "I'm so bad at this stuff...How did you get so good at pipetting, Alfonso? "

COME ON. In this day and age, at one of the best liberal arts schools in the country, must we really pretend to be bad at streaking petri dishes to attract a man?

Poor Alfonso had, like, negative interest in this girl no matter how much she threw herself at him. I guess she gets a few points for going after what she wanted, but then loses all of those plus some for being such an idiot. On the up side, my (very very good looking) lab partner bonded over what a fool she was.

Bio 101...not exactly a meat market, no matter how hard you try. So let's all try a little less, mmmmkay?


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